this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I'm really busy with my period
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