Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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