Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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