This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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