Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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