what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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