But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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