I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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