I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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