We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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