I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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