If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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