He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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