Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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