Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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