thus making me awesome and them whores
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Are my feet made of real feet?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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