She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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