I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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