what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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