I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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