I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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