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So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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