so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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