your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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