Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
