Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
