i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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