You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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