I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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