everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
