Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
