Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
