You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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