we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's always time for handjobs
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
