i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dear god my vagina.
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