It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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