Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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