That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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