they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
