Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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