What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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