yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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