So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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