i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
