Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
4 words: hood of his car
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
