you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
jump out the window naked night went bad
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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