the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Randomize
