I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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