I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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