3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jger and an empty bed here Friday.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dicks are not precious.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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