your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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